these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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