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The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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