He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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