Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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