so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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