it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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