Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This can only be settled by a dance off.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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