he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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