But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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