it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i wish my penis had a tongue
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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