I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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