Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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