you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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