Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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