um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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