i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
What a dumb baby whore.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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