I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just googled if crying burns calories
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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