chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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