Whod you bang
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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