you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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