Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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