return my video game
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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