Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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