just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
There are leaves in my underwear?
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