Cold hands, warm shart.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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