I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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