you have to choose: penises or morals?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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