On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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