I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize