You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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