belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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