Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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