Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
BRING THE BAGELS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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