8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
True strength comes from lack of pants
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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