Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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