they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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