Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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