Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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