Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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