Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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