My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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