this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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