I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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