you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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