I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
We named our party play list daddy issues
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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