she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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