I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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