I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just cropdusted the office
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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