yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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