You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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