you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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