this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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