Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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