I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
where are you?
Hypothermia
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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