and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Drake has all the answers
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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