we have officially lost it.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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